Gemini Cloud Services

Gemini Cloud Services (formerly Bard Enterprise, formerly Duet AI, formerly Google Brain Cloud, formerly Project Magfi) was Google's premier generative AI platform. It allowed developers to build applications using large language models that were famously integrated into everything from Gmail to the Nest Protect Smoke Alarm.

It was deprecated to streamline resources for Google's new strategic focus: Google Chat AI Integrated Messaging for Sheets (GCAIMS).

"We are incredibly proud of what Gemini achieved. However, to better serve our users, we are pivoting to a new architecture where all AI queries must be submitted via YouTube Shorts comments. Existing customers have 48 hours to export their 800TB vector databases to a FAT32 USB drive before the servers are melted down for scrap."

— Official Blog Post, October 2034